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Ronan Hale, 62, spent 28 years leading forest fire crews across the Pacific Northwest before retiring three years ago, and his biggest flaw, the one even his old crew roasted him for, was holding grudges so tight they fossilized in his chest. For 18 years, that grudge was fixed on Marnie Carter, his ex-wife’s former best friend, the woman he’d sworn ratted him out for a one-night stand with a rookie crew member in 2005, ending his 22-year marriage. He’d avoided every town event he thought she’d attend, took a different route to the grocery store if he saw her truck in the parking lot, even skipped his own goddaughter’s high school graduation party when he heard she’d be bringing the cake.

The annual Clackamas County chili cookoff was the one event he refused to miss, though. He’d won the spicy red division three years running, and he wasn’t about to let some 20-something kid with a TikTok account and a bag of trendy ghost peppers take his trophy. The tent smelled like smoked paprika, burnt cornbread, and cheap beer, Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues” hummed crackling through the old PA system, and peanut shells crunched under his steel-toe work boots as he carried his entry crockpot to the judging table.

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